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Words cannot express how much I love this. And you’re telling me he DIDN’T win the Senate seat? Gee, the reason why will probably always remain a mystery…

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When I see the millionth FB status saying my friends have the best boyfriend/fiance/husband ever

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Belated Tuesday Tune! 

"Now silver spoon guy wears a blazer and tie

Women like high heels, too many to decide

I threw my bottle straight at his head

Man I wish I woulda chose his best friend instead.”


When my friend asks me for relationship advice

myfriendsaremarried:

My dating history reads like a who’s who of human crap.

When my friend asks me what I do on the weekends without a boyfriend

myfriendsaremarried:

This. All weekend every weekend. 

FORWARD

TUESDAY TUNE! “Don’t you understand, that I’m never changing who I am.”

hellogiggles:

Chick Literal: WHO NOT TO DATE
by Andrea Greb
http://bit.ly/SG0LLm
Died laughing. Twice. And all I could think the entire time was “why is this woman blogging about my life and I think we should be friends.”

hellogiggles:

Chick Literal: WHO NOT TO DATE

by Andrea Greb

http://bit.ly/SG0LLm

Died laughing. Twice. And all I could think the entire time was “why is this woman blogging about my life and I think we should be friends.”

Tuesday Tune! New find, and I’m beyond obsessed.